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12.4.11

Earl Sweatshirt - EARL

Go on, suck it up 
But hurry, I got nuts to bust
And butts to fuck 
And ups to shut 
And sluts to fuckin' uppercut

Sport/Comedy: Von Wafer Embarassment

When I read the Yahoo! headline for this video, "Von Wafer Screws Up Everything", I thought to myself:

"Come on now, that's a little over the top. I mean, EVERYTHING?? It takes a whole dump truck's worth of shitiness to screw up EVERYTHING! This is just another case of our desensitized culture that just throws words around like 'epic' and 'best ever' like mini tootsie rolls in Afghanistan."

But then I watched the video...

COMEDY! Keep Him Interested!!!

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